Well,
As this weekend comes to a close, so do the official birthday celebrations for the year 2004. Last night was a lot of fun. It all started at Pierre’s house. A few drinks into the night and off we were to Red Star, where, surprisingly, there was no line.
From then on it was a downhill spiral into extreme drunkeness, with many highlights in the night, a few of them brought to you by none other than our personal plus-sized male model Mr. Brian Kelley. Brian shouted orders (including demanding that the DJ play certain songs), bought people drinks, and took home a Red Star souvenir. Other memorable moments (in no particular order):
- Brian telling us that he wanted business cards so that he could get clients in the club.
- Jacques humping every female that was with us, including, but not limited to, Elli, Lina, Lisa, and Pamela.
- John bringing a box full of jello shots. Damn they were good.
- A heated “ball punching” game, which lasted most of the night, and resulted in some sore male body parts (including mine!)
- Raiding the sectioned off VIP area and taking pictures with random people (1, 2, 3).
- A random guy taking a picture with us (1, 2). Brian proceeded to call him “Omar” for the rest of the night even though that was not his name.
- Discovering proof that pink is the new blue.
Overall, a great night. Thanks to everyone who attended, and let’s do it again next year!
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My “humping”, as it were, was limited to a lucky select few. Depite the many wishes, not every excited lady (or sometimes an out-of-work plus sized male model) is entitled to the Great Honour of the French Quench (or, more specifically, the Alsatian Conflagration), if you know what I am saying. To those lucky few, I can say only this: Ama me fideliter! Fidem meam noto: De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum presentialiter Absens in remota.
LoL sounds like a good night
(Belated) Happy birthday to you and lisa both!
lmao… InterpreThong?! How many have you sold?
And, based on my quiz results in relation to Jacques and Hesams I can only conclude that Jacques rigged it
I, honestly, did not rig the test! I answered truthfully : notice I have no compassion, because I said I don’t feel sorry for homeless people. Guys, don’t be jealous.
We have sold 2 InterpreThongs.
Quite the b-day celebration…too bad I missed it. Belated happy b-day to you and lisa! And I too believe Jacques rigged his testresults.
Well, now that Ferd has jumped on the bandwagon, I don’t know what to do. I thought Dutchman like yourself would have anough common sense to not join that lost flock of sheep, but what can you do.
Ferd, please man. Come to your senses. Dank u wel.